

- I try to discourage people from talking out of their arses as I find it to be unbecoming. Even less appealing is an obstinate Frenchie doing so. After learning that the couple in question had never been to the U.S., I decided to moonwalk my way out of the discussion, as their opinions were bound to be uninformed.
- I …

I happen to speak the language of “cupcake” fluently, which is fortunate considering I have not yet mastered any other languages (including my native tongue). I recently spent five years abroad, and when I …